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Thread: about a year ago....

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    boogie (my dog) was born (november 16th).

    for some reason i decided to purchase a
    food bowl from a local retail petstore...
    i bought this particular bowl because it
    had the bottom and 3/4s of the sides coated
    in a rubber to prevent it from slipping
    and sliding when boogie ate from it.

    i also purchased this bowl because it claimed
    to have a rounded lip which prevented ants
    from entering the feed area (of the bowl).

    at the time, i found this last quality interesting
    partly because i know of no area that an
    ant can't penetrate easily (especially if
    sitting on the floor/ground)....

    but i paid the $3 extra for it and went home happy.

    due to the dynamics of my home's layout,
    the bowl sits next to the backyard door,
    the waterer, and my desk (click here for image)

    although i've never had problems in the past,
    today i check the bowl and its coated in ants.

    [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]

    immediately i think back to the moment i
    was in petsmart and the circumstances surrounding
    my awe and wonder at the ant-free bowl....

    these bastards were full of shit [img]mad.gif[/img]

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    sounds like i didnt need to post the gullible test after all

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    I BOUGHT IT FOR THE NON-SLIDING RUBBER, YOU COCK KNOB [img]mad.gif[/img]


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    ..... [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    It's ok, dear....it's ok.

    *pats you on the back*

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    meh....

    i chucked the bowl as hard as i could out the door
    and slapped an ant trap where the bowl should go


    DON'T SCREW WITH ME, ANTS! [img]mad.gif[/img]

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    I used to dislike ants, but then I saw the riveting hollywood motion picture, "Antz".

    It changed my life.

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    shouldn't you be editing 'branson vid 2' right about now??? [img]mad.gif[/img]

    *taps foot*

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    you're about to get some breaks....

    in your two legs [img]mad.gif[/img]

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    *hands TG some crutches*

    Just incase...

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    She couldnt break a #2 Pencil.

    [img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]

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